A bandertron (also spelt bandatron) is a term used to describe someone or something that lacks skill or intelligence. If the subject is human it is highly likely this person suffers with severe galloping knob rot.
What does a Badertron look like?
Its hard to define exactly what a bandertron looks like but generally this person would have a rather extreme case of wonky face syndrome (see image below). Here are a few classic bandatron stereotypes:
Know of a bandertron?
What does a bandertron listen too?
Bandertrons are WELL into anything 80s and anything cheesey. The Top Gun soundtrack the ultimate banertron album of all time. A bandertron without Top Gun is like John Bon Jovi without a mullet…
The worlds biggest Bandertron
Currently there is no one person who holds the world title of ‘The Worlds Greatest Bandertron’, however, there are a couple of people that could be possible contenders for the title – Pete, Martin and myself.
The bandertron championships?
The ‘Ulitmate Bandertron’ is a serious title for those who contend at the bandertron championships. This years OBC (Official Banatron Championships) is going to be a hard battle and place where we separate the bandertrons from the boys.
Ok, you probably thinkin we’re mental (which your probably right) and thinking WTF are you talking about….
Just to clarify and set your mind at ease, this is a personal/work joke where a challenge has been set to see who can get the term ‘Bandatron’ indexed in Google first. If you’re familiar with the term ‘Google Wacking’ you’ll know what I’m talking about. If your not, please don’t be too scared.
I’d like to point out that the other guys featured in this post are actually quite normal, well, ish…
CSS stands for ‘Cascading Style Sheets’. The stylesheet language is used to define the presentation of an HTML document and its associated markup.
Put simply, CSS is there to tell your web browser what your web page should look like. For example, using CSS you can state that your body text is to be pink and your background white, your links green and your font 100px in size – if you’d ever want to do that!…
Here’s a quick example of what the CSS language looks like:
In this example we are defining the p (paragraph) tag and stating that all p tags are to be red in color (hexadecimal value #ff0000) and to have a font-size of 20 pixels. In the browser this would look something like:
This is a paragraph of text that has been set to have a font size of 20px and be red in colour.
If you were to look at the source (HTML Code) for the red text example above you’d notice that I’ve used an Inline Style Definition. An inline style definition is a style that is defined within the HTML tag itself, as seen below:
<p style="color:#f00; font-size: 20px;">This is a paragraph of text that
has been set to have a font size of 20px and be red in colour.</p>
Now the previous example is all fine and dandy and may get you the result you want, however, to make the most out of CSS it make sense to use an External Stylesheet instead of defining everything inline (see: Why should i use External Stylesheets?).
An external stylesheet is a file with a .css extention (e.g. myStyle.css) which you can upload on to your server. This file can be used to hold all the stylesheet information for your website and be referenced on pages using a LINK tag in the documents HEAD tag:
Please note, in the href above i have stated that the file myStyle.css is located in a folder ‘styles’. This is not essential, a stylesheet can be placed on any part of a websites directory structure. For the purpose of keeping everything neat and tidy i prefer to have a dedicated folder for my stylesheets. A QUICK TIP – good housekeeping saves you a hell of a lot of time in the future, trust me!
This can be handy if you need to include a style for particular page. Avoid putting all style information in the head as this will increase page size and cause you a nightmare when you need to make sitewide ammendments! Use an external stylesheet and use the style tag for overides or quick fixes. You’ve been told! 🙂
Here are some examples of what a site’s style sheet may look like, I’ve covered some basic tags and included comments to help guide you on the CSS basics.
/* This is how to make a comment in your CSS
I've commented the styles to help you see
the basics of what is being defined in the stylesheet */
/* The body tag is kind of like a parent tag which other tags
within it inherit certain style information from e.g. the Font-Family */
/* This defines the font to be used.
note, the commas used here tell the browser to first try
to use the 'verdana' font, if this is not available then try
arial and failing that to use the next available san serif font. */
font-family: verdana, arial, san serif;
/* Font-size is set to 12 pixels. */
/* sets background to black (hexadecimal value: #000000).
note, you can also use 'Black' and other common colour names.
/* set text colour to white (hexadecimal value: #ffffff).
/* style the heading 1 / h1 tag */
/* style anchor tags so links are NOT underlined. */
I hoped that helped cover the basics of CSS. If it didn’t, the basics are: learn to used CSS as it’ll help you produce cleaner and more maintainable web pages making them more lightweight and easier to manage.
I’ll be writing a more advanced CSS tutorial soon which will aim to cover a little more than the basics. Come back soon and check it out!.
Cascading Style Sheets are quite simply a gem in the crown of web development. However, in order to get the most out of them they need to be used porperly. Up until more recently source code and general mark up of an HTML document seemed the last thing on some web developers minds. It seemed all they were interested in was that it looked good in the bowser and not under the hood. As a result website were bloated and full of markup that didn’t correctly define its content.
Luckily we seem to have turned a corner now and most people are stepping up to the mark and looking for ways to improve the markup of their sites and its content. One of the most obivous ways people are doing this is by combining HTML/XHTML and CSS and using them in the manner they were intended.
Whereas HTML defines the relationship of a pages’ content, CSS defines its presentation. Keeping one separate to the other keeps code cleaner, more lightweight and easier to maintain in the future. The following sections look into the three main ways of referencing your pages style and reasons for and against there use.
This is probably the mid point between the external and the inline styles. Like the inline definitions the style tag is good when you need to make changes to a single document but my advice is only use it when you need to. If you have access to the external stylesheet and if other pages are also going to make use of the same style – UPDATE THE EXTERNAL.
Another good time to use this is when you only have to create one standalone page. There’s no use in creating a new file just for the one file so the STYLE tage is ideal.
Hope that helps folks. Please feel free to send any comments or feedback. I never get any so please do as it’ll be really helpful! 🙂
Tutorial Name: Why should I use an External Stylesheet?